Saturday, October 07, 2006
{ 10:03 PM }
A girl asks her boyfriend tocomeoverFriday nightand have dinner with her parents. Since this issuch abig event, the girl announces to her boyfriendthatafter dinner, she would like to go out and makelovefor the first time.* * * * * * * * *Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never hadsexbefore, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist togetsome condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's hisfirst time andthe pharmacist helps the boy for about anhour.He tells the boy everything there is to knowaboutcondoms andsex.* * * * * * * * *At the register, the pharmacist asks the boyhowmanycondoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, orfamilypack. The boy insists on the family packbecausehethinks he will be rather busy, it being his firsttimeand all.* * * * * * * * *That night, the boy shows up at the girl'sparentshouse and meets his girlfriend at the door."Oh, I'mso excited for you to meet my parents, come onin!"* * * * * * * * *The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinnertablewhere the girl's parents are seated. The boyquicklyoffers to say grace and bows his head.* * * * * * * * *A minute passes, and the boy is still deep inprayer,with his head down.* * * * * * * * *10 minutes pass, and still no movement fromtheboy.* * * * * * * * *Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down,thegirlfriend leans over and whispers to theboyfriend, "I had no idea you were thisreligious."* * * * * * * *The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had noideayourfather was a pharmacist."
Labels: reads
